Englische Lieder
Liedersammlung des Khemorex Klinzhai
Englische Lieder
Ballad Of Qom nawlogh
[Country roads]
by K'Win Tcie Tai DarkH
Almost Qo'noS, Beta Quadrant
we are earning honor for Qom nawlogh.
Life is bright here, brighter than the stars.
We will kill our enemies in wars!
Ref.:
Bird Of Prey - let me slay
'til I get where I look for:
To the Black Fleet, death with honor!
Then I'll be in Sto-Vo-Kor!
We've been fighting with Cardassians,
the Dominion and the Federation.
In Qom nawlogh fighting ev'ry day,
For the vic'try of the Klingon Way.
Ref.
I hear the crying of the countless bodies dying.
The Romulans are flooding all their decks in slight green.
The blood is running and we're calling Qapla'!
For our glorious victory - Victory!
Ref. (2x)
Ballad Of The Great White Warbird-Hunt
[Sabinchen war ein Frauenzimmer]
by Qatlh Sutai reS'Qa' & B'Elora Sutai DarkH
Come here my lads and hear the story of the Great White Warbird-Hunt
This is a tale of courage and glory, You'll be amazed and stunned.
The story of Captain Ahab, so brave, so strong, so tall
Will always be remembered with honor in every house and hall.
Once a whole klingon planetary system was in for death and pain.
They were doomed and prepared to die in honor, for the Borg had entered the game.
But then came Captain Ahab and blast them out of space.
Because the cube was in his way on his White Warbird-chase.
Once a stupid greedy ferengi trader promised to give away,
The location of the Great White Warbird, if Ahab wants to pay.
But Captain Ahab gave him the answer he deserved.
Alas, from the exploding vessel the information did not emerge.
Once near Khitomer a crewman shouted: "Romulan Warbirds ahead!"
At once the XO reported to Ahab, who was lying asleep in bed.
Roused from his dream of vengeance, he murmured: "Is one white?"
For they all were green "Let them go.", he answered and turned to the other side.
Once Q appeared on Ahabs vessel and said: "I will be kind.
I'll answer You one important question if You have one in mind."
And Ahab asked : "Where is he, the cursed Great White Warbird?"
Q shook his head in disbelieve and left without a word.
Once there was a target on scanner, which was white, but far away.
The Captain's vessel rushed cloaked and armed straight forward to the prey.
When Ahab came in range, disappointment filled his eyes:
It was just federation garbage, a ship called Enterprise.
Once Ahab decided to enter a wormhole, near a station called DS9.
When he arrived at the Gamma-Quadrant, it was crowded at this time.
Some hundred Dominion vessels were standing in his way,
When they charged it was not very clever and the reason of the invasions delay
Once they saw a whale-like vessel in the badlands disappear.
It might have been the Great White Warbird, the visual was not clear.
They followed him into the badlands, and a new journey began.
Since this time Captain Ahabs vessel was never seen again.
So beware, whenever a vessel decloaks, which is the Valkyrie,
You'll be hailed by a grizzled Captain Ahab, who will ask certainly:
"Have You seen the Great White Warbird, I will never rest!
Until I've met him in honorable battle to end my holy quest."
Bird of Prey
[Mercedes Benz]
by BoroS
Martok, let command me
my own Bird of Prey
My friends using K'tinga's
They flying away
I figthed my lifetime
at nigth and at day
Martok , let command me
my own Bird of Prey
Martok wouldt you give me
the Ship that i need
will fly to the stars
there are founders to beat
Will scaring the Breen
Till they pissed in their sheet
Martok wouldt you give me
the ship that i need
Martok would you give me
A Vorta to slay
Cardassians are running
Whith blood should they pay
We fighting for honour
Together we stay
Martok would you give me
A Vorta to slay
[Bonny Blue Flag]
(Lyrics by Qatlh reS'Qa')
So listen to Your Heart, at the pipes and drums afar!
Up to the victory, they call You to the war!
Hurrah! Hurrah! To victory hurrah!
Up to the victory, to the victory, hurrah!
Let's sharpen our blades, when we hear the trumpet's call!
Be ready for the furious charge, to slay the foes withall!
Hurrah! Hurrah! To victory hurrah!
Up to the victory, to the victory, hurrah!
When we go to battle, on a sunny day,
This is the warrior's happiest time, to fight, to sing, to slay!
Hooray! Hooray! To victory hooray!
Up to the victory, to the victory, hooray!
We never sound retreat, before the evil foe.
Wherever our leaders lead, our hearts and blades will go!
Hurrah! Hurrah! To victory hurrah!
Up to the victory, to the victory, hurrah!
Born To Be DarkH
[Born To Be Wild]
by K'Win Tcie Tai DarkH
Get Your Warpcore running-
Cruising through the subspace-
Looking for adventure
In our Klingon Birds of Prey
Qapla' we can make it happen
Go to war for our glorious race
Fight all with the big disruptors
They explode into space.
We like Klingon Bloodwine
Fighting with our bat'leths
We are living legends
'cause we're the House of DarkH
Qapla' we can make it happen
Go to war for our glorious race
Fight all with the big disruptors
They explode into space.
Like a wild furious targh,
We are born - born to be DarkH
We are proud - not shy!
This house will never die
Born to be DarkH (2x)
First there is B'Elora,
Leader of our great house-
With her sister Khem'Ra
Aboard the Qebmey joH
Kro'req is their fellow crewman
K'Win Tcie is the classic doc
L'yQry Hagheshki's MEEPS make
Ev'ry science lab rock.
Like a wild furious targh,
We are born - born to be DarkH
We are proud - not shy!
This house will never die
Born to be DarkH (2x)
Born - born to be DarkH (4x)
DarkH (4x)
Comes A Warrior!
[He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother (B. Scott and B. Russell)]
by Qe'van - September, 2006
The road is long from Qo'noS to Sto'vo'qor
With honor to gain, to win, and to share.
Now be warned! 'Ware ye Black Fleet denizens.
Are you ready? Comes a warrior.
So on we go. He's no more of our concern.
But Blackest of Fleets, beware. He'll be there.
For I know he fell most gloriously.
Are you ready? Comes a warrior.
If I'm saddened at all I'm saddened with mem'ries
That everyone's life isn't filled with the glories
Like his as a warrior.
It's a long, long road from which there is no return.
Now he's on his way to there, so beware.
Here he comes. He will be your conquerer.
Are you ready? Comes a warrior.
Comes a warrior!
Are you ready?
Comes a warrior!
Dark Vengeance Fleet
[Y.M.C.A.]
by veSbe' Tai qa'oS
Young man there's no need to feel down
I said young man pick yourself off the ground
I said young man 'cause your in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy
young man there's a fleet you can go
I said Klingon I see you have still doubts
You can stay there and I'm sure you will find
that fun IS most honorable
It's fun to stay in the Dark Vengeance Fleet
Come and join us in the Dark Vengeance Fleet
we fight side by side. we avoid no fight.
we have power and we have pride.
It's fun to stay in the Dark Vengeance Fleet
Come and join us in the Dark Vengeance Fleet
You can join our fleet
You can learn foes to beat
You can do whatever you feel
Klingon, Are you listening to me
I say: Klingon, into battle go we
I say: warrior, perhaps to Sto'Vo'Kor,
but we're NOT going to Gre'tor.
nIteb tlhIngan SuvwI' SuvQo'
jIjatlh: nItebHa' QI'lop malopmo'
reH maQuch maH. puvtaH bortaS Hurgh yo'
yo'wIj balth yImuv vaj bIDo'
It's fun to stay in the Dark Vengeance Fleet
Come and join us in the Dark Vengeance Fleet
we fight side by side. we avoid no fight.
we have power and we have pride.
It's fun to stay in the Dark Vengeance Fleet
Come and join us in the Dark Vengeance Fleet
You can join our fleet
You can learn foes to beat
You can do whatever you feel
Klingon, to Cardassia we go
I say: Klingon into battle and more
of the glory that you could earn yourself
if you come with us to battle
That's when you will feel how to live
as a Klingon warrior in battlefield
our feared fleet 's called the Dark Vengeance Fleet
Fight and party is all we need
It's fun to stay in the Dark Vengeance Fleet
Come and join us in the Dark Vengeance Fleet
we fight side by side. we avoid no fight.
we have power and we have pride.
It's fun to stay in the Dark Vengeance Fleet
Come and join us in the Dark Vengeance Fleet
we fight side by side. we avoid no fight.
we have power and we have pride.
Dark Vengeance Fleet
just join our Dark Vengeance Fleet
Klingon, Klingon you need not be alone
Klingon , Klingon Qo'noS is our home
[Dark Vengeance Fleet
Dark Vengeance Fleet
Dark Vengeance Fleet
Dark Vengeance Fleet]
D'Egora
[Lorena]
by Qatlh Vestai reS'Qa'
The time creeps slowly by, D'Egora!
And I will ba alone again.
I miss You at my side, D'Egora!
But all my hopes will be in vain.
Although there are left so sadly few,
From those, who did once proudly vow.
To stand together, brave and true.
At least with honour we will go.
The story of the past, D'Egora
Alas! I care not to repeat
The hopes that could not last, D'Egora
They lived, but only lived to cheat
I would not cause e'en one regret
To rankle in your bosom now
"For if we try we may forget"
These words were spoken long ago.
There're many words of thine, D'Egora
They are within my memory yet
They touched some tender chords, D'Egora
Which thrill and tremble with regret
'Twas not a woman's heart which spoke
Thy heart was always true to me
A duty stern and piercing broke
The tie which linked my soul with thee.
It matters little now, D'Egora
The past is in the eternal past
Our hearts will soon lie low, D'Egora
Life's tide is ebbing out so fast
There is a future in Sto-Vo-Kor
But now, we have been torn apart
My heart beats lonely, sad and sore,
I wished, it would be "heart to heart".
Drunken Warrior
[The Drunken sailor]
by Todd Hansen & Mike Sarkisian
Ref.: What shall we do with the drunken warrior? (3x)
Early in the morning.
1. Put him in a bed with a bunch of tribbles! (3x)
Way, hey, up he rises! (3x)
Early in the morning!
2. Kick him in the head and call him Vulcan!
3. Put him in a photon tube and launch him!
4. Shove a painstick up his rectum!
5. Shave his beard with a rusty betleH!
6. Put him in an airlock with Kirk and Spock!
7. Stuff him in some Feddie Jammies!
Fighting Klingon
[Pretty Woman]
by SuvwI''a' vesbe' Tai qa'oS
Fighting Klingons flying birds of prey
Fighting Klingons yeah we like to slay
Fighting Klingons You won't believe it, if you won't see
We're the best singers we can be Mercy
Singing Klingon he won't pardon you
Singing Klingon his song is not new
Fighting Klingon you sing so lovely, as can be, are you lonely just like me?
rrrrrrauww
(Chorus)
Fighting Klingon war is won
Fighting Klingon sing a song
Fighting Klingon drink bloodwine with me
Fighting Klingon yeah yeah yeah
Fighting Klingon look my way
Fighting Klingon QI'lop time is here
We'll fight this war here side by side
fight with me in this very next fight
Fighting Klingon don't walk on by
Fighting Klingon don't make me die
Fighting Klingon, don't walk away, hey. Okay.
If that's the way it must be okay
(spoken over main riff)
I guess Sto'Vo'Kor is my fate
there'll be other fights, but wait!
What do I see? Is he walking back to me...?
Yeah, he's walking back to me...
Oh, fighting Klingon!
Fighting Soldiers From The Sky
[The Green Berets]
by Qatlh Sutai reS'Qa'
Fighting Soldiers from the sky,
Fearless men, who fight or die!
They, who fight, serve in the Corps,
They, who died, in Sto-Vo-Kor.
Silver Bat'leH on the chest.
These are men of Klinzhai's best.
One hundred men, will test to win,
But only three, will be marine.
Trained to live on nature land.
Trained in combat, hand to hand.
Trained to fight at night and day,
Proud and brave, the Klingon way.
Silver Bat'leH on the chest
These are men of Klinzhai's best.
One hundred men, will test to win,
But only three, will be marine.
First To Fight For The Right
[The US Field Artillery March]
by Ahab Vestai 'Iwchuch
First to fight for the right! And to build the Empire's might!
And the Navy goes rolling along!
Proud of all we have done, fighting 'til the battle's won!
And the Navy goes rolling along!
Fighting by night and day, in a glorious way!
Shout out your warcries loud and strong!
And wherever you go, you will alwaysknow:
That the Navy keeps rolling along!
From the far Antares Nebula
[Hymne of the U.S. Marine-Corps]
by Qatlh Sutai reS'Qa'
From the far Antares Nebula to the moons of Kherex III:
We fight our klingon battles, in space, on land and sea.
First to fight for right and freedom,
Then to keep our honor clean,
We are proud to claim the title of an Imperial Marine
In the Great Dominion War we fought against Cardassia.
Outnumbered and without support, we almost lost the war.
But with Martok at the head we charged
through Jem-Hadar and Breens!
And the first wave on Cardassia Prime were Imperial Marines!
weitere Strophen, by Alexander Rozhenko:
We unfurl'd our klingon flag to ev'ry planet and sun
We fight in ev'ry clime and place where we can take a disruptor gun!
From the snow of Rura Penthe
until tropic vulcanic scenes
You will find us always on the job the Imperial Marines
You will find us always on the job us Imperial Marines
There's honour to you and our corps which we are proud to serve
In many a strife we fought for live and never lost our nerve
If the fleet will looking
to Stovokors scenes
They will find the Streets are guarded by Imperial Marines(2x)
Giggerota's Eyes
Words: Ken and Joules Taylor.
Music: "Gary Gilmore's Eyes", The Adverts.
I'm standing on the Lexx's bridge, my hands around Stan's throat,
Another meal of liver planned, I lick my lips and gloat,
Tweedman's looking terrified, he's quivering with fright...
Then - damn Kai to the protein bank! - I take an unplanned flight...
I'm...
Looking through Giggerota's eyes?
Last I knew she'd cut me down to size,
Killed, flayed and eaten - cannibalised...
And now I'm looking through Giggerota's eyes...!
I struggle in the Bug's guts, find my way to solid ground,
Refuel with a lunch of moth - and then I hear that sound...
.... The brains have made me promises I only hope they'll keep,
And take me to a world of plenty, milk-fed, rich and deep
In flesh.....
Looking through Giggerota's eyes,
Might've known the brains would tell me lies -
I can only watch as off Lexx flies!
Looking through Giggerota's eyes.....
Looking through Giggerota's eyes -
Never had time to say my goodbyes...
Talk about a nasty surprise!
Looking through Giggerota's eyes!
I'm standing on a stabiliser, flying meat has fled,
The Brunnis sun turns supernova, I will soon be dead,
A wailing cry breaks from my throat, I'm drinking in the light,
Her life begins to flash before me, cannibal's delight....
Oh no! I'm
Looking through Giggerota's eyes,
No-one to hear my furious cries,
Should've listened to His Shadow's advice,
But it's far too late now to be wise!
Looking through (what's left of) the Wicked's eyes....
She don't need her eyes to see -
Giggerota and her eyes have parted company....!
Green Seas
(Out of Mirror Universe)
[Greensleves]
by veSbe' qa'oS
I lost my boot
In this last fight
That was so hard
In this last night
And I have looked for
All this long
To look for it
My boot in here
Green Seas
Was all we/I saw
Green Seas
That was a war
Green Seas
Out of Vulcan blood
The land
Is full of Green Seas
Have You Ever Seen The Glory
by Qatlh Sutai reS'Qa'
Have you ever seen the glory of a charging Bird Of Prey
coming in with full disrupters, blasting all the foes away?
Then you feel the heat arising wild and boiling in your veins.
Let us fight in Kahless name!
Ref.:
Fight with courage and with honor!
Fight with courage and with honor!
Fight with courage and with honor!
Until the war is won!
In the war against the founders we took Cardassia,
we fought and stod in manious strifes against the Jem'Hadar.
When Starfleet faced disaster we rescued them in time
and took back Deep Space Nine!
Ref.
Hey Cardie
(Hey Baby)
von R'taH Tai Shugarr
Hey, Hey Cardie
(ooh aah)
I wanna know
if you'll be my prey
Hey, Hey Cardie
(ooh aah)
I wanna know
if you'll be my prey
When I saw you flying the starfield
I said thats the kind of shipl I'd like to meet
It's so pretty, looks so fine
I'm gonna make it mine - all mine
-chorus-
Hey, Hey Cardie
(ooh aah)
I wanna know
If you'll be my prey
Hey, Hey Cardie
(ooh aah)
I wanna know
If you'll be my prey
When you turned and fly away, that's when I want to say
Come on cardie you must pay, you should know that you be my prey
Hey, hey Cardie, I wanna know if you'll be my prey
When you turned and fly away, that's when I wanna say
Come on Cardie you must pay, I wanna know if you'll be my prey
Hey, hey Cardie, I wanna know if you'll be my prey
Hey, hey Cardie, I wanna know if you'll be my prey
Hey, hey, hey, hey Cardie, I wanna know if you'll be my prey
repeat chorus until fade out
Hey Klin! Rock & Roll With Me!
[Still Rock and Roll to me]
by Qe'van
What's the matter with the fun we're having?
Can't you tell that your smile's too wide?
Maybe we should give a Klingon Holler!
That would scare us nearly half alive!
Where's your humor hiding out lately buddy?
You used to be a Klingon now you're just a fuddy-duddy.
Everybody's getting so goddamn serious
Hey Klin! Rock & Roll with me!
What's the matter with the dance I'm trying?
Can't you tell that you move too wild?
Should I get a little closer to ya baby?
Are you trying to conceive a child?
Nowadays you can't have fun at convention.
The next day tongues wag, Do I have to mention
Cold stares, hot glares, talkin' 'bout the odd pairs.
Hey Klin! Rock & Roll with me!
Oooooo It doesn't matter what they mutter low in Klingon
What they thought they heard and what they seen.
We're the rockin' kinda Klin. We get loud. Come on in!
Have a drink and find out what we mean.
You'll be treated like a King or a Queen.
How about a very low-cleavage tunic
And some high-cut hoochie shorts.
If you do we'll tell your blue-haired momma
And we'll get her all out of sorts.
But my momma's soaking in the jacuzzi.
They all think she's just another kinda floozy.
But Mom knows. They blow. Hey, Yo! Feelin' low?
Hey Klin! Rock & Roll with me!
*long sax solo*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
What's the matter with the Klin I'm seeing?
Don't you know that they're out of touch?
Should I try to be a stuck-up Klingon?
If you do then we'll like you much.
But I would rather be a party-Klingon honey.
Singin', playin', dancin. Maybe rubbin' on a tummy.
Hey Klin! Slap skin! Be Klin! Once again!
Hey Klin! Rock & Roll with me!
Forget about the Fogey-Klin, Everybody's partyin'!
Hey Klin! Rock & Roll with me!
He is a very good warrior
[He's a jolly good fellow]
by Alexander Rozhenko
He is a very good warrior
He is a very good Warrior
He is a very good Warrior
He will come to Sto-vo-kor!
Hi Ho!
by Todd Hansen & Khemorex-Klinzhai
Hi Ho, Hi Ho!
It's off to war we go!
To fight and slay the Feds all day!
Hi Ho, Hi Ho!
Hi Ho, Hi Ho!
It's off to war we go!
With wine and beer we never fear!
Hi Ho, Hi Ho!
Hi Ho, Hi Ho!
It's off to war we go!
With laser-blades and handgranates!
Hi Ho, Hi Ho!
Hi Ho, Hi Ho!
It's off to war we go!
There is no choice, we make some noise!
Hi Ho, Hi Ho!
I Left My Love
[The horse soldiers]
by Qatlh Sutai reS'Qa'
I left my love, my love I left,
asleeping in her bed!
I turn my back on my true love,
when fighting to the death.
I left my love a letter
in the hollow of a tree!
I told her, she will find me
on a charging Bird Of Prey!
2x:
Heigh-Ho, down we go!
There's no chance to withstand!
We lightning down the hell, AND BACK!
For the Klingon High Command!
IKV-262
[ME 262]
by Rakqor
Admiral's in communication with the high council
Say's Rakqor's done quit a job
Gowron's on subspace from Qonos
Says I going to make you a star
My Captain Rakqor here's your next patrol
A flight of Romulan ships across the neutral zone
After 12 they will all be there
I think you know the job
They hung dependent from space
Like some heavy metal fruit
These Romulans ripened and ready to blast
Must these Romulans live that I might die
Must they live that I might die
In a disrupter disaster from the rate of fire
Sometimes they'd overheat and be lost to ourside
But there's no reward for failure but death
So watch me on our scanners
Keep me on the attack path
Get me through these sensors so I cannot fail
Where my great photon torpedeos are eager to feed
I cant fail No not now when 25 ships wait ripe
Must these Romulans live that I might die
Must they live that I might die
IKV 262 prince of Bird of Prey
Disrupter fire blast from wings of my ship
And see the Romulan ships go burn
You be my witness how red were the skies
Where Rakqor flew for the very last time.
It was dark over the zone after may of 45
Must these Romulans live that I might die
Must they live that I might die
I Hear The Birdies
[I Hear The Choppers]
by Hurgh'QIb
I hear the birdies coming,
They're flying overhead.
They've come to get the wounded,
They've come to get the dead.
(chorus)
My buddy's in a foxhole,
A bath'let in his head,
The medic says he is wounded,
But I know that he's dead
(chorus)
I ran to tell my CO
About my buddy's head
But when I finally got there,
My CO just was dead
(chorus)
And now the battle's over,
and smoke is all around.
We wanted to go home,
But we're six feet underground.
In the Navy
by an unknown poet
In the Navy!
You can sail the Alpha Quad!
In the Navy!
You can kill more men than God!
In the Navy!
You can wear cool leather suits!
In the Navy!
You can wear those spike toed boots!
In the Navy!
In the Navy!
It didn't make a diff'rence
[It didn't make a diff'rence]
by Qatlh Vestai reS'Qa'
I am a jolly Klingon, with a pocket full of fun,
I shoot forty Jem Haddar, with my disrupter gun!
But it didn't make a diff'rence,
for neither You nor I:
Big Jemmy, little Jemmy,
all they run or die!
Cardassians we fought at the station Deep Space Nine!
They came with a mighty fleet, their vessels looked so fine!
But It didn't make a diff'rence,
for neither You nor I:
They took on their heels,
boys, You all could see them fly.
When Gul Dukat destroyed the Bajoran field of mines,
Starfleet tried to rush him, but could not break his lines.
But lt didn't make a diff'rence,
for neither You nor I:
We Klingons kicked Cardassian butts,
and send them home to cry!
When this war is over, we're in Cardassia,
Gul Dukat beheaded, the founders in a jar.
But lt never makes a diff'rence,
for neither You nor I:
There'll always be another foe,
so keep Your spirit high.
It's not unusual
[It's not unusual]
by veSbe' qa'oS
It's not unusual to be feared by everyone
It's not unusual to fight with everyone
But when you see us fighting with betleH everytime
It's not unusual to see them die... (oh they will die)
It's not unusual to fly cloaked from time to time
It's not unusual we decloak to set a sign
But when we fly in there our disruptors shooting fine
It's not unusual that we'll succeed
[Instrumental]
It's not unusual to get drunk with some bloodwine
It's not unusual to sing at partytime
But when we're meeting at our QI'lop, it's just fine
It's not unusual to have fun
It's Now Or Never
[It's Now Or Never - Elvis Presley]
to B'Elora and qeqar
by veSbe' tay' qa'oS
Ref:
It's now or never
fight by my side
kill with me ene-
-mies here tonight
Tomorrow will be too late
it's now or never
my foes won't wait
1. When I first saw them
with their weapons firing
I was outnumbered
and prepared for dieing
I spent a lifetime
preparing this fight time
Now that it's here
The end is near tonight
Ref:
It's now or never
fight by my side
kill with me ene-
-mies here tonight
Tomorrow will be too late
it's now or never
our foes don't wait
2. In the next morning
when sun conquers this sky
if we see this happen
we know that we survived
But it don't matter
Even if we died there
in Sto'Vo'Kor
we fight forever more
Ref:
It's now or never
fight by my side
kill with me ene-
-mies here tonight
Tomorrow will be too late
it's now or never
Sto'Vo'Kor waits
Jem'Hadar
[Kumbayah my Lord]
by L'yQry Hagheshki DarkH
[Jem Hadar on board, Jem Harar] x4
Oh Kahless, Jem Hadar
[There were two before, Jem Hadar] x4
Oh Kahless, Jem Hadar
[They were brothers, too, Jem Hadar] x4
Oh Kahless, Jem Hadar
[Someone bred some more, Jem Hadar] x4
Oh Kahless, Jem Hadar
[Now I'm counting four(!) Jem Hadar] x4
Oh Kahless, Jem Hadar
(!) Oder einfach soviel, wie letztes Mal gesichtet wurden
Klingon Bells
[Jingle Bells]
by Jon Bright
Cruising at Warp eight in my fathers Bird Of Prey.
Searching through the stars for someone we can flay! Ha Ha Ha!
Lights in consoles blink. Something is in sight.
What a fun it is to hunt and sing! We'll have a feast tonight!
Klingon bells, klingon bells. This is a good day.
Oh what fun it is to ride in a broken Bird Of Prey!
Klingon bells someone smells. I hope we get a bloodpie.
Something in my heart tells me: It's a good day to die!
Klingon Boy
[Barbie Girl]
by K'Win Tcie Tai DarkH
Anmerkung: nur das schwarz geschriebene wird gesungen, der blaue Text zeigt an, von wem!
Kirk: Hi, Klingon!
Klingon: Hi, Kirk!
Kirk: You wanna go for a fight?
Klingon: Sure, Kirk. Jump in.
I'm a klingon boy, with my klingon toy.
Hunt and fighting is exiting.
Blood is everywhere, there's honor in the air.
Federation - You're a coward nation.
Ev'ry hour - Klingon power!
I'm a klingon guy, everything but shy.
Life in action - satisfaction.
On my Bird Of Prey I'm fighting ev'ry day.
We are heroes - you better will fear us!
I will fight in the night if there's honor in sight,
I will fight in the name of brave Kahless.
Kirk: This is hip, but my ship on a five-year-long trip
is the finest you've ever encountered.
Klingon: If you fight - You may stay,
if you beat my mighty force -
Kirk: uoho
Klingon: I'm a klingon man, kill me if you can.
If I'm dying, I'm not crying.
I'm in Sto-Vo-Kor, knocking at the door.
That's no wunder - It's a death with honor.
Ev'ry hour - Klingon power! (2x)
Kirk: oh oh oh-yeah
Klingon: Ev'ry hour - Klingon power!
Kirk: u-o-ho, u-o-ho! (2x)
Klingon: I will slay all the day in a glorious way
for the pride of my house and my whole family!
Kirk: This is wise, Enteprise, show your power: It's nice.
Just forget the Organian Treaty!
Klingon: You name it - Holy shit
I forgot the fuckin' treaty!
We can't fight - we can't slay,
we will meet on a better day.
Ev'ry hour - Klingon power! (2x)
Have a klingon wine, it is really fine.
Bloodwine drinking - no more thinking.
We can't have a fight - so party all the night.
Not symbolic - the drinks are alcoholic!
Take a klingon wife, for a better life.
Love in action is good for your errec...oops!
In my bed of prey I'm loving ev'ry day,
when we're mating - there is no debating!
Ev'ry hour - Klingon power! (2x)
Kirk: Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Klingon: Well, Captain, we're just getting started.
Kirk: Oh, I love you Klingons!!!
Klingon People
[Cherokee Nation]
by Zachary A. Zulkowski
Refrain:
We're the whole Klingon nation
And We're part of the Federation
We use to act in such defiance
It's not much fun in the Grand Alliance
And though the things we did were rotten
Seem excused, ignored, forgotten
Chorus:
Klingon people!
Klingon pride!
So proud to lead!
So proud to die!
Refrain:
It wasn't oh so long ago
We were the villians of the show
But they did us a discrace
They made us "a proud warrior race"
And although as villans we were fun
They replaced us with the Rumulans
Chorus:
Refrain:
And if that wasn't bad enough
Those new Ferengi, aren't so though
And though you give them latitude
They're munchkins with an atitute
And when we find them they will learn
The Klingen Empire will return
Will return!
Will return!
Chorus:
Klingon Scouts
[Grim Grinning Ghosts- The haunted Masion]
by Andrea Benton
A klingon warbird decloakes outside
(Now it's time to run and hide!)
Klingons smile with glowing eyes
(Out to drink and terrorize)
Klingon scouts, about to socialize
Now don't close your eyes, and don't try to hide
Are you a petaQ? Come on out and fight!
Bath'leth's waving in the air
(Klingons howling everywhere!)
Klingon scouts, out to start a fight
Now a klingon warrior loves to fight!
(Watching them is a scary sight!)
Smashing heads and drawing blood
(And a klingon thinks it fun)
Klingon scouts, always love to fight
Now it's time to leave this outpost soon
(Everything that's left is ruin!)
Klingons de-materialize
(Rebuild quick, cause you know why)
Klingon scouts, will come again real soon!
Klingon Warriors
[Yankee Doodle]
by Qatlh Sutai reS'Qa'
Klingon warriors come to town, on their Bird Of Prey.
They held their batleths in their hands, to battle and to slay.
Klingon warriors, here they go,
You do not want to stay,
when they leave to conquer space,
and battle all the day.
Come on people, join the Corps, the Army and the Navy!
To battle and to slay is fun, on a Bird Of Prey!
Klingon warriors, here they go,
You do not want to stay,
when they leave to conquer space,
and battle all the day.
Klinzhai The Brave
[Scotland The Brave]
by Qatlh Sutai reS'Qa'
Come on, brave boys and girls! They will tell our story,
how we crushed all the foes in our path to glory,
so let's gird on the armour, be prepared everybody!
They will praise our deeds, long live Klizhai the brave!
Our spirit is high,
we will conquer or die,
and we all stand together,
true and forever!
So, come on, brave boys and girls! They will tell our story,
when we all long have enterd Sto-Vo-Kor, in glory.
It's a tale of courage, full of blood and so gory!
They will praise our deeds, long live Klizhai the brave!
Knife Is Knife
[Life is Life]
by Chandron S'Garrath
Knife is knife.
na-na na na-na
Knife is knife.
na-na na na-na
Knife is knife.
na-na na na-na
We like a real sharp knife
Knife is knife when we all fight the enemies.
Knife is knife - come on see all this mess.
Knife is knife in the heat of every battle.
Knife is knife in the memory of kahless.
While you're fighting in melee, it may be too late.
This cold feeling in your belly,is a grinning
Klingon's blade.
If a Klingon is dying, he sure knows what for:
In honour died will be all right, he'll meet his friends
- up in Sto-vo-kor.
Knife is knife.
Knife is knife.
We like a real sharp knife
Knife is knife.
Knife
(4 Nanananenas)
Knife
Knife is knife
We like a real sharp knife
Knife is knife.
When the fighting is over, it sure is a mess,
Take a look at poor Cardassia -
It's much worse than you can guess.
As we all did the fighting, we gave it our best.
We nearly punched out everything
There is one song, all the Klingons sing -
Knife is knife
K'mpec - Poison
[Poison - Alice Cooper]
by veSbe' tay' qa'oS
Your cruel device
Your blood, like ice
One look could kill
My pain, your thrill
I want to hit you, but you are not to touch (not to touch)
I want to know you but my senses tell me you crouch
I want to kill you. Oh, I want it soo much (soo much)
I want to fight you but the weapon you choose is that poison
Your poison running through my veins
your poison, I don't want to die this way
Duras, Gowron
one trusts the Roms
who is made for
being (a) traitor?
I have to know you 'cause I have to decide
I want to see you but you just don't show me your face
Don't know the traitor and which one will be right
I see two competing for leading the Klingon High Council
Your poison running through my veins
your poison, I don't want to die this way
Poison
One look could kill
My pain, your thrill
I want to hit you, but you are not to touch (not to touch)
I want to know you but my senses tell me you crouch
I want to kill you. Oh, I want it soo much (soo much)
I want to fight you but the weapon you choose is that poison
Your poison running through my veins
your poison, I don't want to die this way
Poison
I want to hit you, but you are not to touch (not to touch)
I want to know you but my senses tell me you crouch
I want to kill you. Oh, I want it soo much (soo much)
I want to fight you but the weapon you choose is that poison
I don't want to die this way
Poison, oh no
Runnin' deep inside my veins,
Burnin' deep inside my veins
It's poison
I don't want to die this way
Poison
Let Me Die
[The Boxer]
by veSbe' qa'oS Qebor puqbe'
I am just a Klingon
and my story's often sung
in the company of warriors
I am fighting for my chancellor
he is proud and strong
When I am hit
let me die there
where I lay to die
in honor let me go
hmmm hmmm hmmmm hmmmmmmmmm
[Chorus:
Let me die
when I see Kahless I will die
Let me die
Let me die
When Kahless calls me let me die
Let me die]
We are hunting down the Vorta
we're all killing Jem Hadar
we're all slaying with our betleH
when we're fighting in the Great Dominion war
Being hit
seeing Kahless
he is calling me - I know
let me die
hmmm hmmm hmmmm hmmmmmmmmm
(to Sto'Vo'Koooor)
Chorus:
Let me die
when I see Kahless I will die
Let me die
Let me die
When Kahless calls me let me die
Let me die
* * * to be continued * * *
Marching Through Cardassia
[Marching through Georgia]
by Qatlh Sutai reS'Qa'
Bring your good old batleth, boy!
We'll sing another song.
Sing it with the spirit, that start the world along!
Sing it as we used to sing it, fifty-thousend strong!
While we were marching through Cardassia!
While we were marching through Cardassia!
Hooray, Hooray, we bring this jubilee,
Hooray, Hooray, a glorious victory!
So we sung this chorus and we slew the enemie,
while we were marching through Cardassia!
Meet The Klingons
[Meet the Flintstones]
by Kro'req Vraq DarkH
Klingons, meet the Klingons,
we're a modern Sci-Fi family.
On our fight for honor,
we are slaying through the galaxy.
Qo'noS is the home of our race,
Qo'noS, what a beautiful place.
Klingons, meet the Klingons,
with our fights we're making history!
nentay
[Ring of fire (Johnny Cash)]
by veSbe' tay' qa'oS
INTRO
Today the honor's mine
I go through these warriors' lines
I do I will not try
Today I survive the nentay
CHORUS:
I will go through this burning ring of fire
I will go so proud
The honor I desire
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire
The ring of fire
2xINTRO
CHORUS:
I will go through this burning ring of fire
I will go so proud
The honor I desire
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire
The ring of fire
First step pain sticks hit me
I stand I'll never kneel
I show you my warrior's heart
Ohh, but the pain just starts
CHORUS:
('cause) I go through this burning ring of fire
I endure the pain
Make my pain level higher
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire
The ring of fire
CHORUS:
I see my knees hit hard the ground
I went down, down, down
But my family is proud
And I go down, down, down
in the ring of fire
in the ring of fire
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire
The ring of fire
Never Make A Human Woman Your Wife
[If You Wanna Be Happy]
by Qe'van
If ya wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a human woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an alien to marry you
-
Human wimminz ain't got no style
They's only good every once in a while
Give me a gal with a crinkly nose
And two of *them* and a dozen of *those*
-
The Klingon wimminz with redundancies
Insectoids with the backwards knees
Vulcan gals with the pointy things
Bolians with those crazy seams
-
If ya wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a human woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an alien to marry you
-
Orion slaves in gold and green
Prettiest dancers you have ever seen
And the women from Feringinar
They ain't ever got no clothes on thar
-
All the races of the galaxy
More than you can ever do or see
There's too many, many kinds of girls
To marry one from that plain old world
-
If ya wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a human woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an alien to marry you
-
*spoken*
"Hey man!"
"Hey what?"
"I saw your wife the other day, and she's funny loooooookin!"
"She may be funny lookin' but she sure can ^%(@!"
If ya wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a human woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an alien to marry you
- (repeat chorus and *fade*)
Oh, When The War...
[Oh when the saints]
by veSbe' qa'oS
Oh when our ship
Begins to cloak
When our ship
Begins to cloak
Oh HoD (Captain) let me be in that battle
When our ship
Begins to cloak
And when sensors
detect the foes
when sensors
detect the foes
Oh HoD let me be on the bridge
when sensors
detect the foes
when disruptors
are fired wild
when disruptors
are fired wild
Oh HoD let me be in that battle
when disruptors
are fired wild
And when the war
Klingons will win
when the war
Klingons will win
Oh qeylIS let me be in that battle
when the war
Klingons will win
And when Starfleet
is gonna flee
when Starfleet
is gonna flee
Oh qeylIS let me be in that battle
when Starfleet
is gonna flee
The naked stars
will see our deeds
The naked stars
will see our deeds
qeylIS let me fight with glory
(qeylIS let me die in honor)
The naked stars
will see our deeds
Old Warrior's song
[Runaway]
by veSbe' Tai qa'oS
As I fought along I wonder what went wrong
in my life, a life that was so long
And as I still fight on I think of the wars we won
Together, while our hearts were young
I was fighting once with Kang
Koloth and qor were 'da men'
where is a strong enemy
to end this misery
I wonder I wo- wo- wo- wo- wonder
why why- why- why- why- why
I'll have to stay
and I wonder
until which day?
I will not run away
I'll ne- ne- never run away
+++ instrumental +++
I was fighting once with Kang
Koloth and qor were 'da men'
where is a strong enemy
to end this misery
I wonder I wo- wo- wo- wo- wonder
why why- why- why- why- why
no Sto'Vo'Kor
and I wonder
when to meet my anchestors
I'm an old warrior
a wa- wa- wa- wa- warrior
One Night on Qo'noS
[One night in Bangkok] from the musical CHESS
by taj'IH Vestai ChopwI'
THE FEDERATION TOURIST:
Qo'noS, alien setting
And the city don't know that the city is getting
The creme de la creme of the Star Trek world in a
Show with everything but Captain Kirk
Time flies - doesn't seem a minute
Since Lwaxana's mud bath had the Klingon in it
All challenge - don't you know you're spinning,
Fighting with a Klingon will just lead to his winning
It's Rura Pente - or Cardassia - or DS9 - or - or this place!
KLINGONS:
One night on Qo'noS, how your heart is sinking
The bars are battlefields and the weapons free
You'll find a challenge everywhere you're drinking
And if you're lucky then you'll fight a she
I can feel an warrior charging up to me [*roar* *attack*]
THE FEDERATION TOURIST:
One planet's very like another
When your head's all shot up and smashed to pieces, brother
KLINGON WOMEN:
It's a challenge, it's glorious, it is filled with honor
To go to Sto-Vo-Kor and not to be a coward
THE FEDERATION TOURIST:
Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking planet -
KLINGON WOMEN: [very sarcastic]
Tea, girls, warm and sweet
Some are set up in the Imperial Klingon suite
GOWRON:
Get Klingon! You're talking to a warrior
Belonging to a fleet of no mere cowards
I get my kicks from fighting with *honor*, petaq!!!
KLINGONS:
One night on Qo'noS makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night on Qo'noS and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel an Fek'lhr walking next to me
THE FEDERATION TOURIST:
Kahless is gonna be the witness
To the ultimate test of physical fitness
This grips me more than would a
Abstract space battle or a holodeck session
And thank God I'm only watching the battle - avoiding it -
GOWRON:
I don't see you guys rating
The kind of mate I'm contemplating
I'd led you watch, I would invite you
But the women *we* love would not exite you
So you better go back to Quark's Bar, Bajoran temples, your holodeck suites -
KLINGONS:
One night on Qo'noS and the world's your master
The restaurants have food and danger, too
You'll find the Black Fleet in that stranger's blaster
A little gagh, a little blood wine, too
I can feel a lpateful sliding up to me
One night on Qo'noS makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night on Qo'noS and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel an Fek'lhr walking next to me
Power The Warp Nacelles
[Anchors away]
by Qatlh Sutai reS'Qa'
to B'Elora
Power the warp nacelles, the stars shall lead our way,
across the deep and icy space, to new and glorious battlefields!
Don't look behind, dear friends, the unknown awaits!
For Kahless we shall fight and win, until we meet in Sto-Vo-Kor with him!
qa'oS
[Go West]
by veSbe' qa'oS
together - we will fight our way
together - we will hunt and slay
together - betleH's in our hands
together - to a glorius end
together - we will fly so high
together - hear our battle-cry
together - we like "enemy's heart"
together - this is what we are
qa'oS - party every time
qa'oS - with enough /our own Bloodwine
qa'oS - will fight in all wars
qa'oS - this is what we are
qa'oS - we fight side by side
qa'oS - we're with honor and pride
qa'oS - we'll salute the stars
qa'oS - this is what we are
here's veSbe' - leading our proud house
her en'my - (she) sh'crushes like a mouse
now qeqar - he fights proud and strong
in KlinZha - he will do no wrong
then qeltor - from ancient time's he
in ice he - was all the years freezed
there's jIrnaQ - qa'oS - engineer
the ship is - now thrown out of gear
qa'oS - party every time
qa'oS - with enough /our own Bloodwine
qa'oS - will fight in all wars
qa'oS - this is what we are
qa'oS - we fight side by side
qa'oS - we're with honor and pride
qa'oS - we'll salute the stars
qa'oS - this is what we are
gone paleH - he's in Sto'Vo'Kor
in Black Fleet - he'll fight more and more
and SIvra - is our sister now
with Chandron - qa'oS grow and grow
we're spreading - out in all Khemorex
we're bringing - the qa'oS to your next
ship of the - feared Dark Vengeance Fleet
so sing of - our qa'oStic deeds
qa'oS - party every time
qa'oS - with enough / our own Bloodwine
qa'oS - will fight in all wars
qa'oS - this is what we are
qa'oS - we fight side by side
qa'oS - we're with honor and pride
qa'oS - we'll salute the stars
qa'oS - this is what we are
qa'oS - together together we'll fight on our way
qa'oS - together together we'll conquer today
qa'oS
qa'oS - this is what we are
(fading out)
Revenge
[The Sons Of Katie Elder]
by veSbe' qa'oS
Through sectors they have searched you, Albino
Four warriors seek revenge, Albino
They meet at Deep Space Nine
To reunite for this last time
To reunite for this last time, Albino
Oh, revenge is a dish, which is best served cold
And the blood oath they swore - they will fight you bold
Albino be afraid 'cause they won't take your bait
They will fight until you're dead - die Albino
They will fight until you're dead - die Albino
Their weapons of choice were - their betleH
daHar masters they are fighting with - their betleH
no words needed to say
they came to make you pay
they came to make you pay - Albino
Oh, revenge is a dish, which is best served cold
And the blood oath they swore - they will fight you bold
Albino be afraid 'cause they won't take your bait
They will fight until you're dead - die Albino
They will fight until you're dead - die Albino
After twentyfive years - of hiding
At Secarus Four they found you - Albino
This will be the final fight
At least now they'll get their right
At least now they'll get their right - Albino
Oh, revenge is a dish, which is best served cold
And the blood oath they swore - they will fight you bold
Albino you're afraid 'cause they didn't took your bait
They fought until your death - Albino
They fought until your death - Albino
So Let's Fight, Be Happy
[Gary Owen]
by Qatlh Sutai reS'Qa'
Whenever we board, it is a thrill,
we hunt them down, to fight and kill.
And if there is resistance, still,
we have more fun to slay them.
Ref.:
So let's fight, be happy. Enjoy the fun,
to see the enemy on the run.
It's a common sight,
in every fight,
for every Klingon in glory!
Whenever there comes security,
in a bar fight bet-ween You and me.
We'll send them down, the floor to see.
Because we are not in the Navy.
Ref.
There is this girl, I truly miss,
with sparkling eyes and firely kiss.
I tell You, she has titts, like this!
Alas, she is in the Navy.
Ref.
Sons Of qeylIS
[Tochter Zion]
by Alexander Rozhenko
Refrain:
Sons of qeylIS, jubilate! Cry out loud klingon!
Look out your emperor is coming back
from Boreth, jubilate!
Ref.
Yes he's coming, founder of the Empire
cry out loud Qo'noS, jubilate
Ref.
Squadron Song
[The ride to Agadir]
by MeQBeS Tai chiJoQ'uShin
We attacked in the morning
Riding in our Birds of Prey
Bound to win a glorious battle
Or to die on the same day
We're from the Qomnawlogh Sqaudron
And we have taken up our guns
For the ashes of our fathers
And the children of our sons
For the ashes of our fathers
And the children of our sons
In the spirit of great Kahless
We were sharpening our blades
To this day which will determine
Our honor and our fate
For the glory of our sqaudron
Our battlecry will roar
While our ancestors are watching
From the halls of Sto-vo-kor
While our ancestors are watching
From the halls of Sto-vo-kor
Though the Romulans were waiting
And they were fifty to our ten
They were easily outnumbered
By our smaller force again
As their ships were all exploding
They were soon to realize
We were going to relieve them
Of their shameful little lifes
We were going to relieve them
Of their shameful little lifes
1. Strophe wiederholen!
Starship Enterprise
[oh little town of Bethlehem]
by Kaolin
Oh wreck of Starship Enterprise,
How still we see thee lie
We tried to tell your Captain Kirk
It was a good day to die.
You've done six five year missions
This was your final leg
And now, at last, you understand
bIjeghbe'chugh vaj Hegh
Streets of Cardassia
[Streets of Laredo, Version: Marty Robbins]
by veSbe' Qebor puqbe' qa'oS tuq
As I walked out in the streets of Cardassia
as I walked out in Cardassia one day
I spied a young warrior between dead Cardassians
between dead Cardassians he all had to slay
Oh beat the drum slowly and clear your pipe lowly
sing of my deeds and give my son this knife
have you a drop (of) bloodwine then howl me the death howl
to warn all the dead that a warrior arrives
I see by your outfit that you're a great warrior
these words he did say as I fought my way by
come sit down beside me and hear my great story
got shot in the breast and I know I must die
Go fetch me some bloodwine a last bottle bloodwine
to celebrate my death then the young warrior says
before I returned his spirit had left him
gone to Sto'Vo'Kor the warrior was dead
Oh beat the drum slowly and clear your pipe lowly
sing of my deeds and give my son this knife
have you a drop (of) bloodwine then howl me the death howl
to warn all the dead that a warrior arrives
Super Trouper
[Super Trooper]
by Chandron S'Garrath
Klingon troopers fighting the Dominion
as you all can see
making Vortas flee
and fighting every enemy.
I was so fed up with everything
when I called you last night on subspace
I have lots of enemies to sting,
when I'm done they all have a cut face.
So imagine, I was glad to hear you're coming
suddenly I feel all right
and it's gonna be much easier to kill this awful bunch
We are the klingon troopers, we will slice our enemies
blasting every foe
we like doing so
to Stovokor we all may go.
Yes we are klingon troopers - we will be victorious
when we all will fight
honour is in sight
so we'll press on with all our might.
Facing fifty million enemies
we are sure that there is no traitor
it's so lousy that their leader flees,
but who cares cause we'll catch him later.
There are enemies that really drive me crazy
they just can't put up a fight
I'm not sure that there is honour there in slaying them tonight
We are the klingon troopers marching through Cardassia
making Vortas run
slaying Breen with fun
shooting founders with a gun.
Yes we are klingon troopers singing lots of war songs
marching very far
killing Jem'Hadar
feathering the Breen with tar.
so when you see it's dark tonight
just board a Bird of Prey and use Disruptor beams
to make some Vortas disappear and shed some light
just finish every enemy in sight.
Yes we are klingon troopers shooting Jem'Hadar ships
blasting them in space
never leave a trace
saving the cardassian race.
den nächsten Abschnitt 2,5 mal,fading nach dem 1. mal
We are the klingon troopers drinking tons of bloodwine
slowly getting drunk
singing like a punk
eating lots of living junk.
Sword Of Kahless
[Rock of Ages]
by Qatlh Sutai reS'Qa'
Sword of Kahless, come to me.
Let me slay my foes with Thee.
Let me feed Thou with their blood,
crush the serpents in the mud.
Be a lightning in the sky,
let them run or let them die!
Talking To Kahless
[Lady in black]
by MeQBeS Tai ChiJoQ'uShin
He came to me one morning, one lonely Qo'noS morning
His long hair blowing in the midwinter wind,
I know not how he found me, for in the darkness I was walking
And destruction layed around me from a fight I always win
Ref.:
Naa na naa na na naa na na naa
Naa na na naa na na naa
He asked my name, I told him, I said there's need within some men
To fight and kill their brothers if there's honor to achieve
I begged him, give me weapons to wipe out all my enemies
So eager was my passion to enjoy this life
Ref.
He advised me how to battle, to lead my house in all these wars
So easy to begin and yet impossible to end.
For he the father of all men did counsel me so wisely then
I feared to fight aloneagain and asked if he would stay
Ref.
Oh Kahless, lend your blade I cried, or let me fight here at your side
Have faith and trust in me he said and filled my heart with light.
There is no strength in numbers, have no such misconception
But when you battle be assured, I won't be far away.
Ref.
Thus having spoken he turned away, and though I found no words to say
I stood and watched until I saw his black cloak disappear
My fighting is not easier but now I know I'm not alone
I find new heart each time I think upon that windy day.
Ref.
And if one day he comes to you
Drink deeply from his words so wise
Take courage from him as your prize
And say hello from me.
Ref.
The Ballad of qa'oS
[Riders in the Sky]
by veSbe' Qebor puqbe' qa'oS tuq
A warrior went fighting out one dark and windy day,
he's going to Klach D'Kel Brakt the Romulans to slay.
He's fighting in the vanguard with a pack of his best friends.
They ran into the battle with betleH in their hands.
It was a glorious battle, their betleH dripped with blood.
when qa'oS turned around and saw one of his friends got shot.
He's seeing all the birdys as they thundered through the sky
For he saw his best friend dieing and made that mournful cry
Heghlu'meH, QaQ jajvam, See you in Sto-Vo-Kor. See you in Sto-Vo-Kor.
As he saw the Romulan Leader he stopped and called his name,
but he did not notice the traitor in his range
When suddenly he staggered as he fought along his way,
he felt the sharp, cold iron in his back then turned away.
(Heghlu'meH, QaQ jajvam, (he's) feeling Sto-Vo-Kor. He's feeling Sto-Vo-Kor.)
As he turned against his murderer, he didn't believe his eyes.
This was a man he trusted - muar deserves to die!
With all his might he swung h's betleH in muar's head
to see the traitor dying - and (then) both of them were dead.
Heghlu'meH, QaQ jajvam, (he's) gone to Sto-Vo-Kor. He's gone now to Sto-Vo-Kor.
The Ballad of Torlek
Parody by Sir Christopher
This is based on a Klingon Academy character
Come list'n to the story of a Klingon named Torlek
Poor commander barely kept his face off the deck
An' then one day they was shooting at some Roms
And lo and behold, he was insultin' their moms
Targs, that is, honorless vek, stupid p'taQ
Well the first thing ya know, Torlek's in command
"Your blood for my dinnerwine I now demand!"
Sto-Vo-Kor is where his captain's gonna be
So he overloaded photons and fired a volley
Death blow that is, the last curtain, the final countdown
Now Torlek followed that Rommie into Gorn space
He had to look those lizards in their ugly face
But he didn't back down, no-oo sirree
The IKS Qu'ov saw honor and glory
Fightin', that is, battlin' the Gorn, trashin' them Rommies
Well now it's time for Torlek to leave
He's gettin' shipped off to the elite academy
Now that he's proved his worth in battle
Torlek's gonna fly with the General
Chang, that is, greatest warrior of the Klingon Empire
Ya'll play Klingon Academy now, ya hear!
The Battle
[The Blizzard]
By veSbe' qa'oS
There's a battle goin' on
I want a disruptor gun
For I'm badly hit
And I can hardly stand
All alone here at this site
If I don't kill them I'll die
But there're only seven enemies to kill
There're only seven enemies to kill
Now I block one and I strike
betleH ripping up his side
And I hear some Klingons
Fighting far away
Oh, my hands feel like they're froze
And there's numbness in my toes
But there're only five more enemies to kill
There're only five more enemies to kill
My wounds bleeding and it seems
My brain's falling soon asleep
And I best keep fightin' faster
While I can
I can't breathe a lot so I
Will now fight until I die
For there're only three more enemies to kill
There're only three more enemies to kill
And those enemies honor me
There's not one to turn and flee
I'm so weary but
I killed the rest of them
Oh, my betleH, you're the best
I just lean on you to rest
For I don't see any enemy is left
I don't see any enemy is left
Late that night the battle's won
And they found that he was gone
To Sto'Vo'Kor; in the Black Fleet
Now he fights
He died betleH in his hands
And he froze there where he stands
And around him all the enemies are dead
Around him all the enemies were dead
The Battle Of Deep Space Nine
[The Battle Of New Orleans]
by qargh mu'toHpuqloD (aka Jerry Angle)
In twenty three seventy four we took a little trip
Along with General Martok in his mighty fighting ship
We took along some gagh and a barrel of bloodwine
and we fought the bloody Jemmies in the Battle of DS9
(Chorus)
We fired our guns and the Jemmies kept a'commin'
There wansn't quite as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began to beamin'
off the captured station with their Cardy scum in tow
We looked at our viewscreens and we saw the Jemmies there
There must have been twelve hundred ships, give or take a pair
Their warp core signatures made our sensors sing
We sat behind our consoles and we didn't say a thing
(chorus)
We fired our guns and the Jemmies kept a'commin'
There wansn't quite as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began to beamin'
off the captured station with their Cardy scum in tow
The General said we could take'em by surprise
If we didn't drop our cloaks 'till we looked 'em in the eyes
We kept our cloak 'till we saw their eyeballs swell
And when we finally opened up , we really gave them, wellll...
We fired our guns and the Jemmies kept a'commin'
There wansn't quite as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began to beamin'
off the captured station with their Cardy scum in tow
(Refrain)
They beamed from the holds and they beamed from the pylons
They beamed from the galleys where a tribble couldn't go
They beamed so fast that our targs couldn't catch 'em
Off the captured station with their Cardy scum in tow
We fired our disruptors 'till the barrels melted down
So we grabbed us a Ferengi and we fought another round
We filled his head with fletchette rounds and powdered up his robes
And when we touched the powder off the carcass blew it's lobes
We fired our guns and the Jemmies kept a'commin'
There wansn't quite as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began to beamin'
off the captured station with their Cardy scum in tow
(Refrain)
They beamed from the holds and they beamed from the pylons
They beamed from the galleys where a tribble couldn't go
They beamed so fast that our targs couldn't catch 'em
Off the captured station with their Cardy scum in tow
wa', cha', wej, loS pejach! Qapla'!
The Gods Made Klingon Honor
(Original: Manowar "The Gods made Heavy Metal")
by taj'IH veStay chopwI'
1) In the beginning there was silence and darknes
All across Qo'noS
Then came the wind and a hole in the sky
Thunder and lightning came crashing down
Hit the earth and split the ground
Fire burned high in the sky
From down below fire melted the stone
The ground shook and started to pound
(Chorus) The Gods made Klingon Honor and they saw that it was good
They said "defend it to the end!"
We promised that we would
When Romulans say it's useless you know that it's a lie
The Gods made Klingon Honor and it's never gonna die
2) We are the true warriors
It's our turn to show the world
In the fire of Klingon Honor we were burned
It's more than our religion it's the only way to live
But the enemies of Honor we can't forgive
We once believed in their power and their might
But the Gods, they played games and enslaved us with no right
(Chorus) The Gods tarnished our Honor and we saw it was NOT good
We shall defend it to the end
As ever'y warrior should
When cowards say it's useless you know that it's a lie
We will regain our Honor and it's never gonna die
3) We believe in battle and the will to fight
And the Gods who mocked Klingon Honor WILL DIE tonight
We're here tonight to defend Honor, are you ready for the war?
Kahless has chosen us and we have heard the call
'Gonna tear the Gods from limb to limb
Crack their skulls and pound their bones
Fight tonight for Honor one and all
'Cause we believe in the power and the might
And Kahless who restored our Honor is with us tonight
(Chorus) We Klingons saved our Honor and we saw that it was good
We shall defend it to the end
As ever'y warrior should
When Romulans say it's useless you know that it's a lie
We defended Klingon Honor and it's never gonna die !!!
The Klingon
Words: Ken and Joules Taylor.
Music: "The Boxer" by Simon and Garfunkel.
I am Krunsh the Klingon
My ambition's growing cold,
I have squandered my commission
For a holo-pic of rumbles
With the Romulans.
I failed the test
When I met, deep in the Neutral Zone,
The Federation's best.
When I left aboard
That Bird of Prey
I was second in command:
On our screens the scourge of blood-lust,
There in the heat of battle stations,
Captain Kirk!
Enterprise!!
With my Captain killed by phasers
"We must flee, retreat!" I cried,
My crew all died of shame -
I alone survived.
Die-da-die...
Seeking only death in battle
I come looking for a ship -
But I've been black-listed:
Got a temp. job cleaning drains
On Rigel Seventeen.
It drove me spare -
Hosing out the squatting Tellurites
Just bored me to despair.
Die-da-die...
Now I'm laying out my uniform
And planning my escape
Into space...
Gonna hi-jack me a Cruiser
And avenge myself.
Going home
Into space...
In the Courtroom stands a Klingon
And a warrior by trade,
He's accused of Grand Theft Spaceship
And of his guilt there is no doubt.
His motive, though, was blameless
One of anger born of shame
"You're acquitted - take that Cruiser!"
Yes, the warrior remains...
Die-da-die...
The Klingon
[The Boxer]
by Ken and Joules Taylor
I am Krunsh the Klingon
My ambition's growing cold,
I have squandered my commission
For a holo-pic of rumbles
With the Romulans.
I failed the test
When I met, deep in the Neutral Zone,
The Federation's best.
When I left aboard
That Bird of Prey
I was second in command:
On our screens the scourge of blood-lust,
There in the heat of battle stations,
Captain Kirk!
Enterprise!!
With my Captain killed by phasers
"We must flee, retreat!" I cried,
My crew all died of shame -
I alone survived.
Die-da-die...
Seeking only death in battle
I come looking for a ship -
But I've been black-listed:
Got a temp. job cleaning drains
On Rigel Seventeen.
It drove me spare -
Hosing out the squatting Tellurites
Just bored me to despair.
Die-da-die...
Now I'm laying out my uniform
And planning my escape
Into space...
Gonna hi-jack me a Cruiser
And avenge myself.
Going home
Into space...
In the Courtroom stands a Klingon
And a warrior by trade,
He's accused of Grand Theft Spaceship
And of his guilt there is no doubt.
His motive, though, was blameless
One of anger born of shame
"You're acquitted - take that Cruiser!"
Yes, the warrior remains...
Die-da-die...
The Klingon Christmas Song
("Chestnuts roasting on an open fire....")
Phasers flashing in the depths of space,
Ripping up an airtight hull;
Signs of fear on you enemy's face,
And life-support signs reading null!
Ev'rybody knows a Romulan's a spineless foe
Who lacks the Klingon will to fight!
Phaser beams set his torso aglow --
He'll find it hard to breathe tonight!
He knows that Gowron's on his way
And soon he'll be the object of the verb "to slay"!
And ev'ry slinking Rom and Pakled spy
Will soon be the subject of the verb "to die"!
And so, I'm offering this simple threat
To Feds, and all those Cardies, too:
You'll be as dead as a life-form can get --
Merry Christmas to you!
The Klingons
[The Wolf]
by veSbe' Qebor puqbe' qa'oS tuq
Federation Officer:
Watch out Cadets there're Klingons out there
Open up your eyes son
Cause they're gonna get you
Lock your door at night
Cause they're gonna eat you
Don't try fighting beasts
Cause they're gonna beat you
Watch out Cadets there're Klingons out there
Never run against the wind
Cause they're gonna win
If there's any doubt in your mind
Check and see if there's a Birdie out tonight
Check and see if he's got cloaked
Don't forget to check your weapons load
Federation Cadets:
Guardian Staarfleet
Guardian Staarfleet stay with me
I'm on my knees
Guardian Staarfleet
Guardian Staarfleet stay with me
I'm on my knees
Klingons:
Watch out Feddies there're Klingons out there
We ain't got no sweet mercy
We're only crazy
Klingon (zu einem zitternden Cadet):
Danger's got you running scared
Can you tell me why you're going
(zu Klingonen):
Take a good look in his eyes
Don't shake his hand too tight
Be aware of Feddies' gifts
He's a son of a bitch
(zum Feddie):
Your taste is in my mouth
I want to have you now
(zu Klingonen):
Yeah what are we gonna do
With this little frightened Cadet?
(What are we gonna do?)
We're gonna whack him
Smack him spank him yeah
All:
Watch out Cateds/Feddies there're Klingons out there
Open up your eyes son
Cause they're/we're gonna get you
Lock your door at night
Cause they're/we're gonna eat you
Don't try fighting beasts
Cause they're/we're gonna beat you
Federation Cadets:
Guardian Staarfleet
Guardian Staarfleet stay with me
I'm on my knees
Guardian Staarfleet
Guardian Staarfleet stay with me
I'm on my knees
Federation Officer:
Watch out Cadets
They're somewhere I can't see 'em
Klingons:
Carry guns and knives tonight
Save your ass tonight
All:
Watch out Cadets/Feddies!!!
The Klingon sleeps tonight
(Text BoroS /Orginal: The lion sleeps tonight from the Tokens)
1 In the deepspace
the endless deepspace
The klingon sleeps tonight
In the deepspace
the darkest deepspace
the klingon sleeps tonight
2 Near the Badlands
the silent Badlands
The klingon sleeps tonight
Near the Badlands
the foggy Badlands
The klingon sleeps tonight
3 little Vorta
be fearfull ,Vorta
The klingon comes tonight
little Vorta
start running Vorta
the klingon comes tonight
The Maquis
[The Gambler]
by Qe'van
On a cold, dusty planet; in the middle of The Badlands
I met up with a Maquis. We'd both been stranded weeks.
We both shot at each other; till we both ran out of ammo.
We wrestled to exhaustion, then she began to speak.
She said "I've spent all my life, fighting one group or another
First the Cardies and now Starfleet, and I've come to realize
That fighting begats fighting, even brother against brother,
Now if you share your flask of water, I'll share you some advice."
So I handed her my water, and she drank like no tomorrow.
Then she handed back my flask, and tossled down her hair.
Then her eyes locked on me tightly, with emotion and expression.
"In politics and love, boy, there ain't no such word as 'fair.'
You gotta know when to hold'em, know when to scold'em
Know when to run away, and know when to fight.
You gotta check that emotion, in The Council or the bedroom.
Then you let loose with explosion, when the timing's right.
A leader soon discovers, what a woman knows by instinct,
You keep your partners guessing, and when they know the rules;
You change a little something, to make a little more confusion
So they pay you more attention, to keep from looking fools."
And then she finished speaking, And I asked her "Tell me something,
Are you saying we should give it up, our fighting to abate?"
She smiled and kissed me soundly, and later in the darkness
We whispered to each other, "I have found my true lifemate."
Now we know when to hold'em, know when to scold'em
We never run away, and we no longer fight.
But we check that emotion, in the darkness of the bedroom.
Then we let loose with explosion, when the timing's right.
The quv'a' - qItI'nga' tunaj
[Simply the Best]
by veSbe' tay' qa'oS
The flagship of the squadron of the faces of fire
Strong warriors fighting wars going wild and wilder
On this bird of prey
Till Sto'Vo'Kor we will stay
In a lifetime of honor of the black fleet we dream
We speak the language of warriors and we know what it means
And it can't be wrong
Our hearts made to be strong
We're from the quv'a' and we'll conquer every star
In war we take the lead, lead our ships to victory
We're part of this fleet of this feared Dark Vengeance Fleet
Foes we meet, baby will rather be dead
We're Klingons, Cardassian, even two Jem'Hadar
a Krill and Romulans are among us so far
Just as long as we're on the quv'a'
We could be in no better place
We're from the quv'a' and we'll conquer every star
In war we take the lead, lead our ships to victory
We're part of this fleet of this feared Dark Vengeance Fleet
Foes we meet, baby will rather be dead
We're Southern Klingons and we speak Southern Hol
In war, life and party we know our goal
Our deeds will last even when we're gone
Oh quv'a' war can come
We're from the quv'a' and we'll conquer every star
In war we take the lead, lead our ships to victory
We're part of this fleet of this feared Dark Vengeance Fleet
Foes we meet, baby will rather be dead
The Plunderer
[The Wanderer]
by Alan Bowrick
I fly around space in my Bird of Prey
Looking for planets I can conquer today
Don't like the Feddies or the Rommies too
As enemies go, I guess they'll have to do
Ref.:
Cause I'm the Plunderer
Yes I'm the Plunderer
I fly around, around, around, around
Kirk and his bunch are always in our face
Their ship is so old it can't keep the pace
Cardies and Bajoran and the Vulcans too
Are gonna lose no matter what they try to do
Ref.
(Chorus)
We are so fast you can't hope to defend
You'd better strap on a pair of Depends
Your hull will buckle and it will bend
Then you'll be blown out into Outer Space
Now I'm the kind of guy who likes to be in control
That's why you'll see my ship out on patrol
There is not a problem that we cannot fix
With a blast from our Disrupters, we will get our Kicks
Ref. (mehrfach)
There's A Hole In The Warp Field
[There's a Hole in the Bucket]
by unknown (Klingon Imperial Diplomatic Corps)
(Singers: Geordi LaForge and Leah Brahms)
There's a hole in the warp field, dear Leah, dear Leah,
There's a hole in the warp field, dear Leah, a hole.
Patch the hole then, dear Geordi, dear Geordi, dear Geordi,
Patch the hole then, dear Geordi, dear Geordi, patch the hole.
With what shall I patch it, dear Leah, dear Leah,
With what shall I patch it, dear Leah, with what?
Use a phase shift, dear Geordi, dear Geordi, dear Geordi,
Use a phase shift, dear Geordi, dear Geordi, a phase shift.
And how shall I shift it, dear Leah, dear Leah,
And how shall I shift it, dear Leah, just how?
Reverse the polarity, dear Geordi, dear Geordi, dear Geordi,
Reverse the polarity, dear Geordi, dear Geordi, the polarity.
How shall I reverse it, dear Leah, dear Leah,
How shall I reverse it, dear Leah, just how?
Reconfigure the crystals, dear Geordi, dear Geordi,
Reconfigure the crystals, dear Geordi, the crystals.
With what shall I reconfigure them, dear Leah, dear Leah,
With what shall I reconfigure them, dear Leah, with what?
With a proton beam, dear Geordi, dear Geordi, dear Geordi,
With a proton beam, dear Geordi, dear Geordi, a proton beam.
And how shall I make it, dear Leah, dear Leah,
And how shall I make it, dear Leah, this beam?
Extend the warp field, dear Geordi, dear Geordi, dear Geordi,
Extend the warp field, dear Geordi, dear Geordi, extend the field.
There's a hole in the warp field, dear Leah, dear Leah...
The Traitor (an assassins job)
[Delilah]
by veSbe' Tai qa'oS
I got the orders one night
Directly from the chancellor.
Accusation of treason
To Qo'noS was the crime.
He was a warrior.
As he sold secrets to them
He was sentenced to die.
My my my son of tlhID - why why why to Starfleet?
I could see directives are no good for me, but
you chose them - like a slave that no man could free.
At break of day, when a spy beamed away
He's caught traiting - I challenged him, the traitor,
And he knew who I am.
He stood there laughing
I felt the knife in my hand
And he laughed no more.
My my my son of tlhID - why why why to Starfleet?
So before you live to raise a traitor
Terminated son of tlhID
You won't sell any more. [Trumpet solo]
He stood there laughing
I felt the knife in my hand
And he laughed no more.
My my my son of tlhID - why why why to Starfleet?
So before you raise an other traitor
Terminated son of tlhID
You won't sell any more.
Terminated son of tlhID
You won't sell any more.
The twelve betleH Tournaments
At the first betleH tournament my opponent said to me:
I'll shove my fist through you're rotten teeth!
At the second betleH tournament my opponent said to me:
Puny turtle skull
and I'll shove my fist through you're rotten teeth
1.I'll shove my fist through you're rotten teeth
2.Puny turtle skull
3.re-venge wins
4.you're mother's calling you
5.Ouch! That blade stings!
6.you sick fool, you're failing
7.is that a purse you're swinging?
8.Hey! You're face is filthy.
9.You fight like a lady dancing.
10.My blade's got you leaping.
11.I'm cut but I'm not griping.
12.I'm surprised you're standing
The Warrior Song
[Lumber-Jack-Song]
by Qor Epetai Haqtaj
Flying from battle to battle, as they start where ever I go
I like the blood all over my face with my Bat'leth in my hand
the dek'thang
the kutlutch
my Disruptor
all enemies are dead on the ground
and
we'd sing! Sing! Sing!
Warrior: Oh, I'm a warrior and I'm okay
I like to slay the Roms all day
CHORUS: He's a warrior and he's okay
He likes to slay the Roms all day
Warrior: I hunt some targhs and eat their hearts
I love to frighten Feds
I play with the Jem'Hadar
and like to splitt their heads
Klingons: He hunts some targhs and eats their hearts
He loves to frighten Feds
He plays with the Jem'Hadar
and likes to splitt their heads
CHORUS: He's a warrior and he's okay
He likes to slay the Roms all day
Warrior: I'll try to get bajoran space
be warned DS9
I plunder Cardassia
cause Cardie meat tastes fine
Klingons: He'll try to get bajoran space
be warned DS9
He plunders Cardassia
cause Cardi meat tastes fine
CHORUS: He's a warrior and he's okay
He likes to slay the Roms all day
Warrior: I like to die in honour
meet Kahless in Sto'vo'kor
Cause there I will be welcome
from Kang, Koloth and Qor
Klingons: He likes to die in honour
meets Kahless in Sto'vo'kor
Cause there He will be welcome
from Kang, Koloth and Qor
CHORUS: He's a warrior and he's okay
He likes to slay the Roms all day
Warrior: I eat dead food, I wear red shirts,
I really like Picard
I wish I'd been a Fedie
Just like my dear papa
Klingons: He eats dead food, He wears red shirts,
He really likes Picard
(spoken, raggedly) What's this? Wants to be a Fedie. Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Proofter!
CHORUS: He's a warrior and he's okay
He likes to slay the Roms all day
All: He's a warrior, and he's okaaaaaaayyy.... (BONG)
The Warriors Hymne
[Johns Brown Boy]
by Alexander Rozhenko
The klingon boy fought bravely in the war (3x)
Ref.:
His soul is in Sto-Vo-Kor
Glory, Glory, Glory, Glory, Qapla'!
Glory, Glory, Glory, Glory, Qapla'!
Glory, Glory, Glory, Glory, Qapla'!
His soul is in Sto-Vo-Kor
He now is warrior in the Black Fleet (3x)
Ref.
He was dying in honor (3x)
Ref.
He died in battle (3x)
Ref.
The young warrior brought honor to his house (3x)
Ref.
He now is warrior in the army of Kahless (3x)
Ref.
He entered the war in the age of 7 years (3x)
Ref.
The young and best ever die first
The best warriors ever die young
They're the ones who have to leave at first
There souls are in Sto-Vo-Kor
Ref.
There's A Hole In The Warpfield
[There's a Hole in the Bucket]
by Klingon Imperial Diplomatic Corps
There's a hole in the warp field, dear Leah, dear Leah,
There's a hole in the warp field, dear Leah, a hole.
Patch the hole then, dear Geordi, dear Geordi, dear Geordi,
Patch the hole then, dear Geordi, dear Geordi, patch the hole.
With what shall I patch it, dear Leah, dear Leah,
With what shall I patch it, dear Leah, with what?
Use a phase shift, dear Geordi, dear Geordi, dear Geordi,
Use a phase shift, dear Geordi, dear Geordi, a phase shift.
And how shall I shift it, dear Leah, dear Leah,
And how shall I shift it, dear Leah, just how?
Reverse the polarity, dear Geordi, dear Geordi, dear Geordi,
Reverse the polarity, dear Geordi, dear Geordi, the polarity.
How shall I reverse it, dear Leah, dear Leah,
How shall I reverse it, dear Leah, just how?
Reconfigure the crystals, dear Geordi, dear Geordi,
Reconfigure the crystals, dear Geordi, the crystals.
With what shall I reconfigure them, dear Leah, dear Leah,
With what shall I reconfigure them, dear Leah, with what?
With a proton beam, dear Geordi, dear Geordi, dear Geordi,
With a proton beam, dear Geordi, dear Geordi, a proton beam.
And how shall I make it, dear Leah, dear Leah,
And how shall I make it, dear Leah, this beam?
Extend the warp field, dear Geordi, dear Geordi, dear Geordi,
Extend the warp field, dear Geordi, dear Geordi, extend the field.
There's a hole in the warp field, dear Leah, dear Leah...
Three Drunken Klingons
by Khaywolf
There were three drunken Klingons
come from the sky one night
They drank from Sunday morning
nor stopped till Saturday night.
When Saturday night came 'round, me boys,
they would not then ge out --
These three drunken Klingons,
they pushed the jug about.
Now here's Jadzia Dax, she's
a slug with eyes of blue
"Move up me jolly Klingons,
'coz I'm a Klingen, too,
for I'll be your equal,
before that we go out.
These four drunken Klingons,
they pushed the jug about.
Ten Forward's in a tizzy,
they don't know what to do:
their replicator's burned out,
and in the galley, too.
Ten gigawatts apiece, me boys,
and still they burned them out.
These four drunken Klinqons,
they pushed the jug about.
The chief of engineering
is feeling mighty blue:
they've drunk the anti-matter
and all the matter, too.
Now where is the Enterprise,
you Klingons brisk and gay?
It's nowhere in the quadrant,
we drank it clean away!
To Live And Die For Kahless
by an unknown poet
We kill, and die, and wade in gore!
With baht'leths singing our honor!
Klingons could not ask for more!
All hail to him, our Emperor!
To him we give our lives, our right!
We drink with him, with him we fight!
The symbol of all Klingon might
We sing his praises through the night!
(chorus)
We live and die for Kahless!
He's bringing glorious changes!
Our Emperor through all eternity!
Klingons throughout history
Will sing and drink to his glory!
Our Emperor he'll always be!
He leads us to our victory!
(repeat chorus)
-=Slowly - respectfully=-
Kahless, Father, King and Lord
A pledge to you upon my sword:
To fight for you in every war
Until the black fleet hears my roar!
(last chorus)
Warriors Win
by Qe'van and Quoshara
Dark night
She is there
She is standing
Unaware.
Body striking
Warrior pose
Warrior ridges
Warrior nose
Silhouette
Silent Night
My desire
My delight
As she moves
I follow near
Staying where
She cannot hear
Dark night
Swift feet
Dart close
Stop. retreat.
Firey eyes,
Gaze of steel
Manly size,
Manly feel.
Tall, dark,
Mane afly
Warrior heart
Eclipse the sky.
Scent of hunger,
Close at hand,
I stop, I turn,
I make a stand.
Threading circles, through dark night air
Heating glance drawn to naked stare
Probing forward, pulling back
Circle through the sense attack
Finding opening, feinting, block
Rending clothing, shivering shock
Revealing self, revealing more
Wrestle on the jungle floor.
Consumed with hunger, ruled by thirst
I drink you deeply, feel you burst
Then with dagger sharp and strong
I thrust you deep, I thrust you long
Trailing, tailing, finding, caught!
Within the arms, the arms we sought
Her warming touch, His ready scent
Entrap our souls beyond content
His flaring eyes, Her taste of lust
Her throaty growl, His answer thrust
Aside, astride, within, apart
The beatings of the Klingon Heart.
Battleground of senses spent
In loving relaxation lent
No more they strive, conquests end.
Hearts in tandem. Warriors win.
The heat of battle, I strive and grip
Tasting joy from bloodied lip
I capture him as he does me
Captured but with souls set free
My mate, my fire, pierce me through
Like dagger's blade striking true
My lover-mate. My willing prey
I taste you in my willing way
We don't need a Federation - qItI'nga' tunaj
[We don't need another Hero - Tina Turner]
by veSbe' tay' qa'oS
Out of the ruins
Out from the wreckage
Can't make this big mistake this time
We are the Klingons
The first generation
Just after Praxis has been blown up
And I wonder if our chancellor's gonna change it
Living under their law till nothing else remains
We don't need a Federation
We don't need Starfleet Control
All we want is life in freedom of our culture
Looking for something we can now conquer
There's got to be something better out there
Honor and duty, our days are coming
All else is fading under the stars
And I wonder if our chancellor's gonna change it
Living under their law till nothing else remains
All the Klingons say
We don't need a Federation
We don't need Starfleet Control
All we want is life in freedom of our culture
So what do we do with our lives
We will fight some wars
Our deeds will be seen by the stars
Don't stay in the dark
Do it all for honor
We don't need a Federation
We don't need Starfleet Control
All we want is life in freedom of our culture
All the Klingons say
We don't need a Federation
We don't need Starfleet Control
All we want is life in freedom of our culture
We fight proud
[Twist and Shout]
By SuvwI''a' veSbe' Tai qa'oS
Well, you know all klingons fight (you know it fedie)
we fight proud (we fight proud)
c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, fedie, now (come on fedie)
you hear that we sing this loud (we sing this loud)
1. We'll fight it all out, honey (fight it all out)
You know we fight so good (fight so good)
You know we win all the wars, now (win all the wars)
Just like I knew we would (like I knew we would)
Well, you know all klingons fight (you know it fedie)
we fight proud (we fight proud)
c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, fedie, now (come on fedie)
you hear that we sing this loud (we sing this loud)
2. We know to swing our betleH (swing our betleH)
I know our betleH's sharp (our betleH's sharp)
Come on and hit that little fedie, now (hit that little fedie)
then he knows steel is hard (steel is hard)
[Well, you know all] A---A---A---A--- klingons fight (you know it fedie)
we fight proud (we fight proud)
c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, fedie, now (come on fedie)
you hear that we sing this loud (we sing this loud)
2. We know to swing our betleH (swing our betleH)
I know our betleH's sharp (our betleH's sharp)
Come on and hit that little fedie, now (hit that little fedie)
then he knows steel is hard (steel is hard)
[Well, you know all klingons fight (you know it fedie)
we fight proud (we fight proud)
c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, fedie, now (come on fedie)
you hear that we sing this loud (we sing this loud)]
Well hit the, hit the, hit the fedie, now (hit that poor fedie)
Well hit the, hit the, hit the fedie, now (hit that poor fedie)
Well hit the, hit the, hit the fedie, now (hit that poor fedie)
We're riding
The hymn of the Klingon cavallerie - tlhIngan lIghwI'pu' bom
[melody: I'm walking]
text by veSbe' Sutai qa'oS
We're riding
On our bikes
We're riding
For a faster strike
We're fighting
tlhIngan lIghwI'pu' ghom
nom maQap
We're riding
Light and swift
We're fighting
And we don't know if
Surviving
tlhIngan lIghwI'pu' ghom
What we're gonna do when we fight and die
Into the black fleet we will ride
We'll fight there eternal fights
For we know this "to death" we cry
We're riding
On our bikes
We're riding
For a faster strike
We're fighting
tlhIngan lIghwI'pu' ghom
nom maQap
*instrumental*
We're riding
On our bikes
We're riding
For a faster strike
We're fighting
tlhIngan lIghwI'pu' ghom
nom maQap
We're riding
Light and swift
We're fighting
And we don't know if
Surviving
tlhIngan lIghwI'pu' ghom
What we're gonna do when we fight and die
With our anchestors side by side
We're gonna fight eternal fights
For we know this we'll deadly fight
We're riding
On our bikes
We're riding
For a faster strike
We're fighting
tlhIngan lIghwI'pu' ghom
What a wonderful Game
[What a wonderful world]
by veSbe' qa'oS
I see men in green men in gold
I see them fight to get the goal
And I think to myself
What a wonderful game
I see yanwI' leads his men to win
The qetwI' 's fast the botwI' last
Today fighting in clouds
In this wonderful game
I see puvwI' fly 'avwI'pu' die
ghIntaq yanwI' is there to see
And then he takes the ngoQ
KlinZha Kinta is won
And in war you'll see these strategies
In KlinZha learned victory earned
And we always will fight
In this eternal game
And we always will fight
In this eternal game
What's Quark got to do with it - qItI'nga' tunaj
[What's love got to do with it - Tina Turner]
by veSbe' tay' qa'oS
You must understand
That when I met that man
My husband was dead
That it's only the thrill
Right of vengeance and kill
marriage perfect
Not physical
Just political
You must try to ignore
That it means more than that
[Chorus]
What's Quark got to do, got to do with it
What's Quark than a little cute Ferengie
What's Quark got to do, got to do with it
Who needs that Quark when you can have a Klingon
It may seem to you
That I'm acting confused
It's traditional
D'Ghor wanted this house
Money his only cause
He fights financial
There's a name for it
There's a phrase that fits
But whatever the reason
You do it for me
[Chorus]
What's Quark got to do, got to do with it
What's Quark than a little cute Ferengie
What's Quark got to do, got to do with it
Who needs to fight when you are a Ferengie
I've been thinking of a new direction
But I have to say
I've been thinking about my own protection
It scares me to feel this way
What's Quark got to do, got to do with it
What's Quark than a little cute Ferengie
What's Quark got to do, got to do with it
Who needs a Worf when you have that Ferengie
When The betleH
[Rule Britannia]
by Qatlh Sutai reS'Qa'
When the betleH on QeylIS command,
arouse fron out the Lusor-Lake
arouse fron out the Lusor-Lake.
It was the chapter of this land
and that's what QeylIS said:
Rule, oh Klinzhai! Oh Klinzhai rule the space!
Klingons never, never, never shall be slaves!
Rule, oh Klinzhai! Oh Klinzhai rule the space!
Klingons never, never, never shall be slaves!
Yesterday
by MeQBeS Tai ChiJoQ'uShin
Yesterday, all my Tribbles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh I believe in yesterday!
Suddenly, they're twice as many as they used to be
Now they're hanging all over me
Oh I believe in yesterday!
Why they had to come, I don't know, they wouldn't say
I did something wrong when I fed them yesterday.....
Yesterday, being a warrior was an easy game to play
Now I need a place to hide away
Oh I believe in yesterday!
Suddenly, there's an enemy to small for me
All I can do is turn around and flee
Oh I believe in yesterday!
Why they had to come, I don't know, they wouldn't say
I did something wrong when I fed them yesterday.....
Yesterday...
Yellow Bird of Prey
[Yellow submarine]
By Lt veqtaH vestai-ja'ngeQ
In the town where I was born
Lived a Klingon whose hair was grey,
And he told me of his life
In a yellow Bird of Prey.
So we took off from Qo'noS
Then we cloaked and warped away
And we lived beneath the stars
In our yellow Bird of Prey.
CHORUS:
We all live in a yellow Bird of Prey,
Yellow Bird of Prey,
Yellow Bird of Prey.
We all live in a yellow Bird of Prey,
Yellow Bird of Prey,
Yellow Bird of Prey.
And our friends are all aboard,
Kept in stasis just next door:
And the targs begin to howl.
-Insert targ howls here-
CHORUS:
Although we live a warrior's life,
we've run into a bit of strife,
'Cause all our grog got beamed away
From our yellow Bird of Prey...
CHORUS x 2
You're a fedie in disguise
[You're the devil in disguise]
By veSbe' Tai qa'oS
REF:
You look like a Klingon
Fought like a Klingon
Talk like a Klingon
But I got wise
You're a fedie in disguise
Oh yes you are
A fedie in disguise
You fooled me when we met first
You cheated and you seamed?
Kahless knows how you betrayed me
You're not the way you seemed.
REF:
You look like a Klingon
Fought like a Klingon
Talk like a Klingon
But I got wise
You're a fedie in disguise
Oh yes you are
A fedie in disguise
I thought that your heart is Klingon
But I was sure surprised
Kahless help me, I didn't see
The Starfleet in your eyes